RIP Society of the Day: Not content with cornering the pizza party market, Pizza Hut has set its sights on the proposal party set too.
For $10,010, Pizza Hut will provide you with all the trimmings necessary for just a really classy way to kickstart an engagement: A ruby engagement ring, a bouquet of flowers, a personal fireworks display, a professional photographer and videographer, and, of course, a $10 Pizza Hut Dinner Box complete with a one-topping pan pizza, five breadsticks with marinara sauce, and 10 cinnamon sticks with icing in a cup for dippin’. Last but certainly far from least: A limo to take you to the Pizza Hut of your choice.
Like I said: Just really classy stuff.
You’re going to want to act fast, though: Pizza Hut has only made 10 “Perfect Proposal” packages available. For the love of God — hurry.
[eater.]
Look, Daily What. This is dripping with sarcasm but this is basically my dream proposal.
Come on, a ton of people would LOVE this. It’s hilarious! Proposals in general are already overwrought and cheesy (pun not intended and never will be), so this is bringing some much-needed levity to the genre. Sub the Pizza Hut for Dewey’s and I’m all in.